Another Bloody joke!!

[mel hubbard]

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says,, ''who is this?'',,,,,,, ''this is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says,, '' WELL this is her husband,,,, is she there??'' The woman replies,, ''Shes upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband!'' The guy is fuming,,and says to the maid, ''LISTEN, would you like to make $50.000?'' the maid says,, ''what will I have to do?'' The man tells her,, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she;s with.'' The man puts the phone down,,, then he hears footsteps and two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone,,, ''what shall I do with the bodies?'' The man says,, ''throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled,, the maid answers,, ''but you don't have a pool.'' A long pause,,,,,, and the man says,,, ''is this 782-4916?''

[manxdavid]

A teacher goes around her class asking what the pupils' fathers do for a living... 'Mine's a policeman' says Johnie. 'Mine's a fireman' says Mary. 'Mine's a doctor' says Jack. 'Mine works as a stripper in a gay bar and after work takes men back to a cheap motel and let's them do what they want to with him for extra cash' says Peter. 'Really???' says the teacher sounding shocked. 'No Miss, not exactly' says Peter blushing...' He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarased to say...'