Weight loss plan...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:01 pm
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. >> >>The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands >>before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed >>in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round >>her neck. >> >>She introduces herself as a representative of the weight >>loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can >>have me." >> >>Without a second thought, he takes off after her. >> >>A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches >>her and has his way with her. >> >>The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same >>thing happens. >> >>On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find >>he has lost 10 lb. As promised. >> >>He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound >>program. >> >>The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands >>the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in >>his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and >>a sign around her neck that reads: "If you catch me you can >>have me." >> >>Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in >>excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but >>when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp >>and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine >>happens. >> >>Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only >>to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. >> >>He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order >>the 7-day/50 pound program. >> >>"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This >>is our most rigorous program." >> >>"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years." >> >>The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens >>it he finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, >>wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his >>neck that read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine..."
But I hope that guy never drove a Chartreuse buggy too 