Manx Club

Grandpa was reminiscing about the good old days... "When I was a lad, mom would send me down to the store with a quarter and I'd come back with ten pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three quarts of milk, a pound of cheese, a packet of coffee, and a dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras!!!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa.... Not screaming like the passengers in his car!!!

I want to live to be 90 and die at the hands of a jealous husband.