Stopped for speeding
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:54 pm
At the weekend i was stopped for speeding, in the sedan. I was doing just over 100mph (like you do) driving down the A47, next thing i knew a ministry car came flying up my arse, lights n siren,, so i pulled over,,,,, the copper asked me if this was my car, i said nope, he then asked was it insured, i said nope, he then asked, what do you have in the glovebox, any ID? i said i have a gun in there, he looked and asked me,,,,,whats in the boot (trunk), to which i replied,, a dead body,, his partner was on the radio blahing something ,,,,,,next thing i knew a dirty great van with 10 coppers armed to the 9's with stuff,,, I shat meself,,, anyways the sarg from this van came up to me,, i asked what the problem was, and he asked me to put my hands on the roof of the car,, so i did, he then asked,,does this car belong to you,, i said yes,, he asked if i was insured and i replied yes,, he then asked what was in the glovebox,,, i replied CDs and stuff like that,,, he then looked and found the CDs,,, he asked OK whats in the trunk (boot),,, so i said ya cant fit much in the trunk as i have a ton of speakers and amps in there,,,,,,,,he opened it up n said,,,,blimey, thats a bit OTT to listen to,, i said to the copper,,, OK whats the problem,,, he said we had a report from the officers who pulled you that you didn't own the car,,,had a gun and a dead body in the vehicle to which i replied,, for f**k sake, next they are gonna tell you they stopped me for speeding... If you cant beat them,,,,,,deafen them
